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Australian Joke

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.

Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -
"Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee".
He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again.

The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!"

He looked back at the starters shack and yelled,
"Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!

Indian Joke

A blonde asked the airport attendant, How do I know which plane to get on?”

Well, She replied, What flight number is yours?

837? she answered, I have looked but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.

Sri Lankan Joke

Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him,
"Sir, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says " Wash Basin ".

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