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Australian Joke

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you."

"What do you mean?" he replied. "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?"

"45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.

"Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82, then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."

"Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside.

After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82."

Indian Joke

Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of India .

Father Why are you praying for that?

Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

Sri Lankan Joke

* You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u
cannot become a president if u study in

Presidency College !

* You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL
from FULL stop.

* A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer
cannot become a software!

* You can find keys in Key board but you
* cannot find mother in mother board.

* You can study and get any certificates. .. but you cannot get your
death certificate

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